Crimbotown!

Crimbotown has appear in the mountains. I got 3000 crimbux from the Don for helping him with the donations. It almost made it to the leaderboard, I was only few thousands below the last player there. A single better guess...

Anyway, the Don requested that I help him with sabotages in the the factory and I got more crimbux for doing so. The critters in the factory scale and using potions to buff myself and in turn them up brings a lot of stats.

There is also a crimbo carter, where I can buy stuff for crimbux, a crimbo bakery and crimbo casino.

After I dealt with the elves, I decided it is time to fight mother slime for the first time. People on the forums advised me to use hobopolis spells and potato.

I used every stat-boosting sauceror potions + wads + trivial buffs + some minor cheap buffs and got my stats to:

Muscle: 3026 (244)
Mysticality: 2737 (362)
Moxie: 2773 (207)
HP: 3394 / 3394
MP: 2095 / 6517

Equipment:
sugar chapeau
letterman's jacket
Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron
beach ball marble
sugar shorts
hopping socks
depleted Grimacite grappling hook
stainless steel suspenders

Potato base weight: 11
Sympathy: +5
Empathy: +5
sugar shield: +10
green snowcone: +5 (<4000 meat)
disintegrating spiky collar: +5 (<2000 meat)
half-orchid: +3 (<1000 meat)
green candy heart: +3 (<1000 meat)
love song of icy revenge: +8 (<3x1000 meat)
This gives a total weight of 60 lbs - maximum effective weight for potato. It did cost me 11000 meat.

The fight was trivial. Mother slime first hit me for about 1300 HP and then the potato blocked it. I needed a total of 5 rounds to finish her.
1: stench hobo spell - ~450
2: stench hobo spell - ~450+450 / adaptation
3: spooky hobo spell - ~600 critical / adaptation
4: sleaze hobo spell - ~450
5: sleaze hobo spell - ~450+450 / the end

I got slime-soaked brain, single slimy alveolus (I did not bother boosting item drops) and hardened slime pants.

What I am going to do with these boosted attributes? Fight 3 leftover puttied crimbo elves, they give almost 700 substats.

I managed to sell one Crimbo carol for 1.9M and buy another one for 1.1M. I hope I will not regret it. All the things are tradable so no permanent harm done.

Underware was a bit boring, but I managed to get some sea vegetables from octopus garden.