Tower falls

[1378-1380] The Hatching Chamber - got 1st gland.

[1381-1384] The Feeding Chamber - got 2nd gland.

[1385-1386] The Royal Guard Chamber - got last gland. With 2 adventures here yesterday, it took 11 adventures to get the 3 glands. With 134% item drop, it is an slightly better than expected.

[1387] The Filthworm Queen's Chamber.

Bought Spirit of Ravioli.
Cooked and ate Sneaky Pete's key lime pie.

[1388-1446] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform) - encountered Glass of Orange Juice and got the orange peel hat. Nice, but currently useless.

I was using fairy and got 80 quarters from the windchimes and beads. There is also a lot of stuff to pulverize after breaking the prism (traveling trader is here today and this makes me want to break the prism today even more).

2300 substats left to level 13. And I need to kill the Big Wisniewski. That is not going to be easy. Delivering withstanding massive amount of damage. I'll need ~9 casts of fearful fettucini or ~7 casts of Weapon of the Pastalord if I bought it. Things would be easier with the Man. I can try buying some superamplified boom boxes to bring him down to a better manageable level. Or play is save with the pirate juice. I have 18 adventures until semi-rare and I still need to level up.

[1447-1454] The Haunted Conservatory - looking for potato but got none.

[1455-1464] The Haunted Wine Cellar - getting great wines and almost completing bounty.

[1465] Collected irradiated pet snacks. Considering the trouble with the potato and that I do not have an agry goat, I guess, +10 fam weight boost will save more.

[1466-1467] The Haunted Wine Cellar - bounty completed.

[1468-1480] The Haunted Ballroom - turning +5NC back on. Got 2x worn tophat and 2x dancecard.

[1481-1513] The Haunted Bathroom - leveling up. 58 substats to level 13.

[1514] The Haunted Ballroom - Matilda.

[1515] Hippy Camp - Big Wisniewski down, reached level 13. I used 7 superamplified boom boxes and then noodles and fearful fettucini. Less would probably suffice. Thinking about it, I forgot to use Hella Smooth.

Hmmmm... I have 3 adventures, 7 fullness and 5 drunkenness left. Things are looking grim.

Gates: I need adder bladder, tamarind-flavored chewing gum and potion of mental acuity. Fortunately, I have the first 2. I have 6 of the 9 ! potions, none of them identified and none of the 2x.

I say - take the risk. Bingo! 2nd potion I tried was the right one (1st one gave me teleportitis, but that is no problem). The hope lives. I am behind the gates.

Perpexing door - skeleton key cost me a lot of MP. I decided to be greedy and not to buy Cocoon.

[1516-1520] The Sorceress' Courtyard - 5 adventures is not too bad.

The tower, ouch.
[1520] Tower floor 1 - possessed pipe-organ - this is really bad, used green smoke bomb. Powdered organs are tricky - 1/3 chance to encounter the right monster, 30% item drop and then <50% to get them. No zapping :-(. Untinkering meat engine, building 4-d camera.

[1520] The Middle Chamber - good luck. Got the servant, the jar and the organs. Too bad, I wasted a 4-d camera, but the chances were low.

[1521] Tower floor 1 - possessed pipe-organ again.

[1522] Tower floor 2 - giant fried egg - I am ready for you (yesterday's lucky zap).

[1523] Tower floor 3 - Bronze Chef - damn, using my last green smoke bomb.

[1523-1530] The Haunted Kitchen - bad luck, delayed by a bad moon adventure and a pastamancer adventure as well.

[1531] Tower floor 3 - Bronze Chef again.

[1532] Tower floor 4 - darkness.

[1533] Tower floor 5 - endangered inflatable white tiger

[1534] Tower floor 6 - giant bee.

Shadow - 1 scented massage oil + 2 gauze garters.

1st familiar: potato - need barrrnacle.

Brother Corsican's Blessing

[1536-1545] The Cake-Shaped Arena - hoped for lead necklace, but got sucky decal.

2nd familiar: giant mosquito - need sabre-toothed lime. Good. If I could have saved 10 adventures by using irradiated pet snacks before, but the risk was too high.

And now for the final task. Eating my final meal - Sneaky Pete's key lime pie. 20 adventures remaining. Fullness and drunkenness at maximum.

Using dance card to collect moxie after 3 loses to NS.

Going in to try her defenses and lower the block rate. And guess what...I won. Unbelievably good luck. In all my previous runs, the block rate was simply too high to succeed and I had better equipment. Not this time. I even ran out of MP at the end of the combat, because I did not bother to go in with full MP. In total:
1st form: 1x noodles, 2x fearful fettucini doing ~230 damage per hit
2nd form: 1x noodles, 2x fearful fettucini, 1x canelloni cannon, 1x super-amplified boombox (+ some blocked spells)
She was hitting for 40-50 HP, and I was left with <50 HP at the end of the combat.

Stats when fighting:
Muscle: 110 (94) ~240 HP
Mysticality: 175 (149)
Moxie: 117 (101)

Equipment when fighting NS:
reinforced beaded headband
bronze breastplate
Staff of the Black Kettle
kickback cookbook
bullet-proof corduroys
bejeweled pledge pin
Nickel Gamma of Frugality
pirate fledges

Familiar: 10 pound barrnacle with sucky decal

Total length: 11 days, 1546 adventures. I am happy with this result.

Now, let's play traveling trader and with BRICKO.

Bad moon aftercore is not that cool, so I ascended once more to make use of the BM reward in another Pastamancer run. I permed Leash of Linguini.

The new run went OK, I managed to make 2 gourd potions and collect a bounty in the Haunted pantry. Then I cleaned the tavern and built the basic chefstaff - 2-3 MP regeneration and +20% spell strength is nice.

I had enough max. MP to drink with Ode to Booze and adventure gains were good. I even managed to collect a oxy-dropped semi-rare.

Hermit had 3 clovers today and so I got them.

Finally, I found Fernwarthy's grave (that took a long time) and then exchanged clover for a brain and made a meat maid.

Final stats:
Class: Pastamancer
Level: 5
Muscle: 13
Mysticality: 20
Moxie: 13
Days played this run: 1

Tomorrow, I should build EW and in-boxes. Getting steel margarita would be good as well. The Brimstone Brooch should be fun. Though, I might need Springy Fussily to compensate the moxie penalty.

On the beach

2nd mysticlaity day of this run.

Auto-selling dictionary, buying Leash.

[1134-1139] The Haunted Wine Cellar - 4 great wines (and also 2 spices and 2 wine-soaked bone chips). Now, I also have 11 out of 20 corks for bounty hunter. I should return here and collect the rest later today.

Hella smooth ran out.

[1140] The Poop Deck - saying the password.

[1141-1150] Belowdecks - got snakehead charrrms and another spices. 10 adventures is more then average.

[1151-1163] The Palindome - got hard-boiled ostrich egg, photograph of God, ketchup hound, stunt nuts, 2 leather chaps, jumbo olive, 3 olives and spices. That's 4 spices today with just 1 yesterday and the day before. Time to abandon the swashbuckling pants. The last item is elusive and I am out of MP/HP now.

[1164] The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert - found the oasis.

[1165-1169] The Hidden Temple - recharging MP, spelled Bananas.

[1170-1176] The Palindome - another hound, and another stunt nuts and then finally hard rock candy. And then twice Sun at Noon, Tan Us and Elf Farm Raffle ticket - damn. Finally Drawn onward.

[1177-1178] Cobb's Knob Laboratory - Mr. Alarm on 2nd adventure. Why?

[1179-1187] Whitey's Grove - lion oil curse continues. 5 bird ribs for 1 lion oil. I wished they were zappable.

[1188] Cobb's Knob Laboratory - got Mega Gem.

[1189] The Palindome - Dr. Awkward is down.

[1190] The Hidden Temple - hidden city unlocked.

[1191-1210] The Hidden City - finished the quest and bottle of alcohol, pygmy pygment, jungle drum, pygmy blowgun and fat stacks of cash from briefcase. I'd say this is a pretty good hidden city turncount and drops.

Pasting Staff of Ed.

[1211-1249] The Oasis & The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert - drum machine was a biggest delay, it took like 15 adventures to get. Another problem was me not finding a bronzed locust. And Mafia auto-ultrahydrated me when I did not wish it and hence wasted an adventure and a chance to get anticheese.

[1250-1252] The Upper Chamber - finding the wheel.

I am out of the rollover and saved-from-yesterday adventures now. Dinner time. 1x spooky lo mein, 3x olive lo mein, 1x brown sugar cane. Finally a decent diet - 65 adventures + a MP boost from the noodle dishes for my Pastamancer.

Using deodorant.

[1253-1275] The Middle Chamber - turning the wheel.

Buffed a bit for the fight. Maybe I should have saved the ant agonist for the shadow. The fight went well.

[1276-1282] Dealing with Ed.

1250 stats left to level 12. Luckily, mysticality day is today. Although there are minor tasks to do, I guess I'll level up as fast as possible, because the battlefield won't take me to whole way to level 13.

[1283-1287] The Haunted Bathroom - thumb war on 1st, 3rd adventure, mirror gazing on 4th, 5th. 175 substats left. I guess I get those in the cellar.

[1288-1291] Cellar - no great wine, 3 corks. 80 substats left.

[1292] Harem - getting 3 vials of scented massage oil. Better be on the safe side with the shadow. It can also be useful during the final war boss fight.

[1293-1295] Cellar - 2 great wines, no corks. Reached level 12.

[1296-1311] The Orcish Frat House - in frat boy ensemble disguise. Got the uniform (and 2/3 of hippy uniform from a spy).

Using deodorant. I guess there is not many places left, where it is useful.

[1312-1315] The Hippy Camp - got the last part of war hippy fatibues, then war has started.

Since I have both uniforms, I can decide which side to support. I planned to be a frat boy recruit, do the beach (with the help of 3 reodorants) and skip the nuns, because I have no leprechaun and I would not be able to get 2 inhalers in time. I'll probably stick to this plan although taking the hippy side has numerous advantages as well, mainly the +5 familiar weight boost and frat boy vulnerability to spooky (though I did not pick up fearful fettucini yet).

Well, let's play it risky as a frat boy. The beach will decide my fate in this contest.

Drinking some wine, some Supernova Champagnes and remaining thermos full of Knob coffee.

[1316-1319] The Haunted Bathroom - defeated guy made of bees & placed rock band flyers.

[1320-1331] Junkyard - got wrench bracelet and gremlin juice on last adventure. Used a lot of restorers.

Now, I need to: turn off -5% NC ballroom song. I can also gamble in the tavern and look for beer lens. I have box and a spring. Another option is building monster bait. OK, bad joke, but I'll try the tavern. The first beer lens often come after 1-2 adventures.

[1332-1334] The Typical Tavern - 2 drunkenness and beer lens on 3rd adventure. That is ~ 9 adventures lost. I hope the 4-d camera used on the beach would compensate this.

Using my last deodorant.

[1335] The Haunted Ballroom - got the song adventure on first try - switched to +5 item drop.

[1336-1346] The Haunted Library - hoping for ancient evil scroll, an elemental cookbook and fearful fettucini. Got inkwells, pens, Sinful Desires and fearful fettucini. No tattered scrap of paper. Maybe later.

Using reodorants.

[1347-1359] Sonofa Beach + 1 4-d camera fight - good luck I say. I also got 3 limes, so food is not going to be problem tomorrow.

Using guy made off bee pollen.

[1360-1366] The Dungeons of Doom - burning remaining +combat runs. Got some ! potions.

[1367-1375] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform) - fights are relatively easy at this point.

Hella smooth, Peeled Eyeballs. (+130 item drop)

[1376-1377] The Hatching Chamber - no drops.

Zapped ancient spice and got black pepper this time.

Final stats:
Level: 12
Muscle: 86
Mysticality: 133
Moxie: 89
Days played this run: 10

I might be able to finish tomorrow if I do not run into a black pepper problem or something similarly problematic. I am still missing lots of ! potions, potato, goat and some tower and gate items. The NS fight won't be easy, although with a cookbook and fearful fettucini and a bit of luck, I should be able to win.

Kingdom ride

[1040-1041] The Hole in the Sky - 2 lines. I am out of MP and HP again. The hole is a bit too hard for me now.

[1042-1046] The Haunted Bathroom - got a towel and that You Look Flushed bad moon adventure right when I did not need it. What now?

[1047-1060] The Hole in the Sky - fights are pretty tough here with -20 penalty to attrs, but that +100% to item drop is too precious. It did cost me 3 phonics down, but I got 13 lines, 18 stars and 2 star charts. I made all the needed star accessories and was left with 4 lines - I guess that's OK.

Now, I really need to level up fast to get to a good source of booze. 1900 substats to go. There are few things left undone tough - I could use few turns in the library to get my Fearful fettucini.

Another thing to consider is the fact that tomorrow is a mysticality day and saving as much adventures would be good.

[1061-1083] The Haunted Bathroom - said guy made of bees 4 times.

[1084-1086] The Haunted Bedroom - got antique hand mirror, chintzy noodle ring and half of a memo.

[1087-1098] The Haunted Bathroom - reached level 11.

[1099-1102] The Black Forest - got map, broken wings, sunken eyes, adder bladder and black pension check.

Semirare - knob goblin lunchbox. I decided to gamble and skip nuns this run. I'd rather level up my familiars in the cake arena.

[1103-1109] I stupidly forgot to buy forged documents and had to do 2 vacations to get the diary.

[1110-1112] The Haunted Ballroom - opening cellar.

Booze drop blessing.

[1113-1114] Cellar - got the needed wines.

Oil of Parrrlay.

[1115] Fighting Lord Spookyraven. Pastamancer really rocks against Spookyraven.

Hm, I really wanted some wine to drink today.

[1113-1132] Cellar - until enough wines. Got that damned Cupshotten.

Zapped dehydrated caviar, but got ancient spice :-(.

Saving adventures for tomorrow.

[1133] Mixing and drinking vodka and cranberry.

Final stats:
Level: 11
Muscle: 70
Mysticality: 107
Moxie: 74
Days played this run: 9

Pastamancer in the sky

[888-900] The F'c'le - got barrrnacle. Still no rigging shampoo.

[901-935] The Valley of Rof L'm Fao - finishing the quest took very long and despite the bad ascii art. I only got one extra 30669, but a lot of sandwiches.

Cooked spooky lo mein and Sneaky Pete lime pie (zapped a cherry).

[934-966] The F'c'le - getting rigging shampoo was really painful. 3 barrrnacles in total, even some pieces of clingfilm.

[967-968] Mixing 2 old-fashioneds.

[969-970] The Beanbat Chamber - getting enchanted bean.

Hella Smooth

[971-1004] The Penultimate Fantasy Airship - got metallic A, torpedo, bronze breastplate, S.O.C.K. and lots of other stuff.

[1005-1010] The Castle in the Sky - got D, G, and giant needle.

[1011-1014] Mixing eggnog, 2x monkey wrench, and strawberry daiquiri. I hope to drink wine from the cellar tomorrow.

[1015-1028] The Castle in the Sky - got chaos butterfly, plot hole and all quest items for quantum egg.

[1029-1039] The Hole in the Sky - 7 lines, 8 stars, 2 star charts.

Final stats:
Level: 10
Muscle: 65
Mysticality: 92
Moxie: 68
Days played this run: 8

Some of the quests took quite long. I only got only single spices today. More is needed!

Chefstaffing

[731-739] The Goatlet - got the remaining cheese and 2 bottles of whiskey.

Finished trapper quest with help of a double-barreled sling.

[740] Cobb's Knob Kitchens - finally collecting my KGE outfit.

[741-743] The Goatlet - hoped for another cheese for an angry goat while blessing is on, but no luck.

[744-746] The Defiled Cranny - got the first noncombat.

[747-750] The Defiled Alcove - got the first noncombat.

[751-755] The Defiled Niche - got shimmering tendrils and the first noncombat.

[756-763] Barrrney's Barrr - got mere 3 insults. Insulting was unexpectedly successful and repeating.

[764-776] Whitey's Grove - hoping for catgut, but got loads of white snake skin and bird ribs instead. Also white lightning.

Out of initial adventures - drinking white lightning.

[777-779] Mixing 2 old-fashioneds and 1 sangria.

[780-781] Whitey's Grove - got catgut, but sadly no lion oil.

Cooking menudo. There goes the only spices I got from the spice ghost today. Still need cup of hippy herbal tea.

[782] The Batrat and Ratbat Burrow - got bat guano and bat wing.

Now I need 7000 meat for Spirit of Rigatoni, 1500 for big stirring stick and 300 for magical mystery juice. That 1000 meat more than I have. Auto-selling shimmering tendrils and yeti furs. Damn - I auto-sold my concentrated magicalness pill back then when meat was scarce.

Drinking remaining white lightnings.

[783-790] Barrels - got the pill and also jug-o-magicalness while I was at it. Costly trip.

And now I have my shiny Staff of the Teapot Tempest. The Staff of the Black Kettle is close, but I do not have 75 mysticality yet, so trying to get it now would be counter-productive.

[791-796] Barrrney's Barrr - one more insult, map, some mixed drinks and rums.

[797] Mixing eggnog.

[798-801] Barrrney's Barrr - 6 insults should be enough.

I am low on MP and the crab seems to tough now. Furthermore, I'll have problems in the frat house.

[802-806] The Defiled Cranny - some more non-combats.

[807] The Defiled Niche - another non-combat -> level 9.

Doing the strange leaflet side-quest - stats gained. Using house, cooking omelette.

[808] Booty crab.

[809-811] The Haunted Bathroom - burning some excess MP (who would expect that) in a higher-level zone.

[812-821] The Orcish Frat House - 3x deodorant, some (mostly useless) drinks and frat outfit.

[822-826] Barrr, Dentures, Beer Pong.

Hella smooth.

[827-832] The F'c'le - mizzenmast mop.

Runned out of MP and HP.

[833-839] The Valley of Rof L'm Fao - recharging MP - no interesting drops.

Zapped Boris's ring into Sneaky Pete's key. Cooking & eating 2 lime pies (and I am out of limes now).

[840-844] The Valley of Rof L'm Fao - frustrating. Total 2x 33398 scroll, 2x pr0n legs, 2x fedora. No useful drops.

[845-851] The Defiled Niche - 2x tendrils for nice money boost, some myst substats. Lihc down.

[852] The Defiled Alcove - conjoined zombies ate my brain, but fell.

[853-858] The Defiled Cranny - ghoul down.

[859-864] The F'c'le - got some substats - myst at 75. Going for a chefstaff update.

[865] Mining - got asbestos ore.

The mighty Staff of the Black Kettle is mine. I am invincible. Sort of.

[866-876] The Spooky Forest - found hidden temple, 3 spooky mushrooms (hoped for spices) and Torso Awaregness. I'll get a shirt from bad ascii art and possibly from penultimate airship.

[877-881] The F'c'le - got ball polish. Ravioli Shurikens are actually powerful enuough to kill the pirates with the new chefstaff and noodles.

[882] Bonerdagon down.

[883-887] The F'c'le - nothing of interest.

Final stats:
Level: 9
Muscle: 56
Mysticality: 78
Moxie: 58
Days played this run: 7

Problem with food is back, but not that much urgent. I am out of limes again and I need more spices per day. Maybe I'll be able to zap a cherry tomorrow.

Quest rush

[583] The Haunted Ballroom - beaten up by first hit (critical, I suppose).

[584-586] 8-Bit Realm - 1 blue, 1 white, 6 green.

[587] The Haunted Ballroom - combat frequency decreased.

[588-594] Itznotyerzitz Mine - got the mining gear (relatively fast, I guess).

[595-596] The Defiled Alcove - got another loose teeth - I should have gambled more with the skeleton keys yesterday.

[596-614] The Dark Neck of the Woods - another 19 adventures until I got the dodecagram. Am I cursed.

[615] The Dark Heart of the Woods - got box of birthday candles. Maybe I am not cursed.

[616-624] The Dark Elbow of the Woods - eldritch butterknife. Partially cursed. Or more, if I count in the adventures spent here yesterday.

[625-632] The Obligatory Pirate's Cove - got pants and parrot. I already had the eyepatch from Degrassi Knoll.

[633] The Haunted Bathroom - adventuring here at this point would be feasible, although MP exhausting. There are more pressing issues. Food and drinks.

[634-635] The Haiku Dungeon - got second bugbear beanie - zapping time.

Bought odor extractor. Hella Smooth (for the +item).
Going after cherries and limes. Pastamastery is nice, but with 2 spices and few mushrooms, I also need alternative food source. Besides, I need cherry for a chefstaff and a better drink now and then is handy as well.

[636-676] Cobb's Knob Menagerie, Level 1 - 9 cherries, 5 limes. With over +80% item drop, I expected better results.

[677-708] The Deep Fat Friars' Gate - getting the 3 items + mixing drinks (have no bartender and I am not getting one, one brain nightmare was enough).

[709-721] Itznotyerzitz Mine (in Disguise) - mining linoleum ore.

[722] The Goatlet - opening goatlet.

[723] The Deep Fat Friars' Gate - got steel margarita.

[724] Cocktailcrafting.

[725-730] The Goatlet - 2x cheese and 1 bottle of whiskey.

Final stats:
Level: 8
Muscle: 43
Mysticality: 61
Moxie: 45
Days played this run: 6

Well, things are slow, but I hope things will change soon. I should kill bonerdagon and finish the trapper quest tomorrow. Then the level 9 quest.

Badly needed tools

[435-441] The Haunted Library - tattered scrap of paper + second floor open.

[442-460] Tower ruins - finally my first disembodied brain. I spent roughly 50 turns getting it. Definitely not worth it. Now I need my hippy outfit.

[461] Whitey's Grove - found the road to white citadel.

[462-466] The Road to White Citadel - got herbs and my second filthy knitted dread sack, that is annoying. Need more meat to be able to get the wand.

[467] Whitey's Grove - got those 5000 meat and -20% to attrs.

[468-481] The Enormous Greater-Than Sign - getting book and teleportitis.

[482-486] Teleporting without success. Used my single tattered scrap of paper on last adventure, but oracle did not come anyway.

[487-488] The Enormous Greater-Than Sign - runned out of adventures.

Cooking Knoll lo mein, buying Gluttony.

[489-498] The Enormous Greater-Than Sign - finally got teleportitis and oracle next turn - 4 turns of teleportitis remaining.

[499-502] Barrels - 3 drinks, 1 stat item.

[507-508] The Dungeons of Doom - getting the wand and obtaining filthy corduroys.

Is steel margarita worth a try? I guess so.

[509-518] The Dark Elbow of the Woods - no luck.

[519-528] The Dark Heart of the Woods - no luck here either.

[529-530] The Dark Neck of the Woods - nothing of importance.

Is it actually required to talk to the friars?
Cooking and eating ravioli della hippy. I need some MP.

[531-533] The Dark Neck of the Woods - 2 stupid hellions & W-imp - wussiness potion. I am out of MP.

[534-539] The Haunted Bedroom - got spectacles, English to A. F. U. E. Dictionary, 2 wallets & moxie substats.

[540-541] The Dark Neck of the Woods - ruby W.

[542] The Outskirts of Cobb's Knob - false semi-rare number.

[543-546] The Dark Neck of the Woods - nothing of interest. Since I do not have any of the items, getting steel margarita today is not realistic anymore.

[547-552] The Haunted Bedroom - I had to run away 4 times.

[553] Barrels - strawberry wine.

[554] The Outskirts of Cobb's Knob - lunchbox.

[555-556] The Haunted Bedroom - got ballroom key.

Hella Smooth & simple buffs.
Buying Cannelloni Cannon.

[557-558] The Haunted Ballroom - tap shoes, then beaten up.

[559-561] 8-Bit Realm - 3 red and 6 white.

Looking at the daily dungeon, I see 4 locked doors, but I have no key.

[562-566] The Defiled Nook - 1 skeleton key.

[567-569] Daily dungeon - the key just had to break in the first door.

[570] The Defiled Nook - got 1 skeleton key and lost it on the next door.

[571-572] The Defiled Nook - giant skeleton defeated. Now I have lots of bones, but no teeth. I hope I get some in the alcove.

[574-577] The Defiled Alcove - got the teeth and also coffin lid and the watch. Hm, should I gamble?

I did and guess what - the key broke in the next door as well. This sucks so much. I force the last one and pray the teeth come before the noncombat.

[578-579] Daily dungeon - Boris's key (& beaten up by the sturdy door).

[580-581] 8-Bit Realm - 4 green, 1 white, 1 black. Now I have all I need for the digital key, but I would be left with just 1 red pixel potion. That does not sound so good.

[582] The Defiled Alcove - got the teeth and reached level 8. Trapper wants linoleum :-(.

8 adventures left, I am low on both HP and MP. Since I cannot achieve anything significant right now, I guess I'll wait for tomorrow. Priorities are the ballroom song and (finally!) the steel margarita. I should start thinking about a chefstaff.

Final stats:
Level: 8
Muscle: 36
Mysticality: 53
Moxie: 38 (moxie day today)
Days played this run: 5

Damned

Let's start.

[310] Beaten up by goblin king - I just had to try to get meat. No big deal, because I have one more perfume.

[311-313] Tower ruins - no disembodied brain, but at least the quest is finished.

[314-316] South of the border - some chewing gum and 4000 meat + beaten up.

[317-318] 8-Bit Realm - 4 blue, 1 white.

[319-321] Sewers - spices & trinket -> planks.

[322-325] Barrels - margarita, monkey wrench, salty dog, tequila sunrise - good.

[326] The Spooky Forest - beaten up is gone now.

[327-343] 8-Bit Realm - 8 red, 10 blue, 4 green, 14 white, 13 black.

[344-349] Vacation - barbed-wire fence, 3 (useless) little paper umbrellas and the plans.

[350-351] Remaining guild challenges. Buying kickback cookbook.

[352-353] The Orcish Frat House - got I Just Wanna Fly.

Hella Smooth, hair spray, etc.

[354] Pirate's Cove - Remembarrr the Main (the buff was kind of unnecessary.

[355] The Knob Goblin King (while I am buffed).

[356-362] The Hippy Camp - filthy knitted dread sack, 2 greasy dreadlocks, 2 Spanish flies.

[363] Semi-rare - 3 bottles of distilled fortified wine.

[364-376] The Hippy Camp - some more flies and dreadlocks. Caught Socialismydia :-(.

[377-383] Daily dungeon - key broke in first door. Got Boris's ring, damn.

[385-386] Cooking 2 bowls of evil spicy noodles. Socialismydia did wear off.

[387-408] The Hippy Camp - more flies and bounty finished. Sadly no pants.

[409] The Defiled Nook - got smart skull.

[410-412] Tower ruins.

[413] Cooking another evil spicy noodles.

[414-419] Tower ruins. No brain (no sweeper).

[420-421] Cooking evil delicious spicy noodles (found herbs in the hippy camp).

[422-430] Tower ruins. No brain (1 sweeper).

[431-432] The Orcish Frat House - swapped the flies.

[433-435] Tower ruins. No brain (no sweeper).

That's all for today - no chef-in-a-box (or any other in-a-box), no hippy outfit, no steel margarita, low stats...

Final stats:
Level: 7
Muscle: 30
Mysticality: 44
Moxie: 29
Days played this run: 4

Things left undone

Buying Envy for 800 meat.

[209-215] Degrassi Knoll, found screwdriver and the missing meat car parts.

[216-220] Sewers (bad luck really). -> Sweet rims. -> Meat car.

[221-223] Vacation.

[224-235] The "Fun" House, got bugbear beanie, 3x clown skin, long skinny balloon, 2x box, 2x lemon, big red clown nose and some other stuff.

[236] The Dark Elbow of the Woods - lost a fight with L imp.

[237-239] Crafting clown clownskin belt and clown wig.

[240-242] Cobb's Knob Harem, got Knob Goblin harem pants.

[243-246] The Haunted Billiards Room, got 8-ball and Spookyraven library key. Good luck I guess.

[247-248] The "Fun" House, got high-octane olive oil.

[249] Smiting Greek Pasta of Peril.

[250] Cooking spicy noodles.

[251-256] Barrels, 3 drinks, 1 explosion, 1 super-seltzer.

[257] Beanbat chamber for enchanted bean.

[258-260] Vacation - stick of dynamite.

[261-263] Sewers. trinket -> jabanero pepper.

[264] The Haunted Pantry -> tomato.

[265-268] Cooking insanely spicy enchanted bean burito and boring spaghetti. I wish I had the chef.

[269-271] Nemesis Cave - no drops :-(.

[272] Cooking spicy noodles.

[273-274] Degrassi Knoll - got 2000 and -20 myst and mana.

[275-276] South of the Border hoping for more meat.

[277-278] Crafting lemon meringue pie.

[279-284] Nemesis Cave - evil noodles, 4 paper strips.

[285] Crafting margarita.

[286-288] Barrel full of barrels for schnapps.

[289-300] Nemesis Cave - 3 evil noodles, 4 paper strips -> Colander of Em-er'il.

Eating Lord of the Flies-sized fries.

[301-305] Cobb's Knob Kitchens, nothing of value.

Eating another Lord of the Flies-sized fries.

[306-308] Vacation -> tropical orchid.

[309] Beaten up in The Haunted Library :-(. It was close.

Final stats:
Level: 6
Muscle: 24
Mysticality: 36
Moxie: 23
Days played this run: 3

Bad day. I need a cookbook badly.

Troubles on the mysty day

Mysticality day - meat is want I need.

[90-92] Tavern rats and turning off the facet, I do not feel like spending up to 18 adventures hunting the baron.

[93-96] Degrassi knoll trying to get a screwdriver and make the meatcar, but no luck. Got toolbox (3 springs), knoll mushroom and Gnollish slotted spoon.

[97-100] Cola battlefield reaching level 5.

[101-112] Cola battlefield some more - got mainly moxie.

[113] Resting - ugh.

Hella Smooth.

[114-129] Harem - hoping for a non-combat, but getting beaten up a lot. Got 2 perfumes and finally a harem veil.

[130-138] Guano Junction looking for 3 sonar biscuits.

[139] Entryway - Onna Stick +3000 meat, -20 moxie for 10 adventures.

[140-150] Barrels - 2 mimics, 3 explosions, bloody mary, some stats to sell.

[151-152] Boss bat's lair - the beefy bodyguards are too tough.

[153-159] Barrels - 1 mimic, 1 explosion, I am desperate - I need meat for Pastamastery before I run out of adventures.

Eating ghuol egg to get 1 adventure for cooking. 5001 meat after auto-selling everything I can spare. -> buying Pastamastery.

[160] Cooking spicy noodles.

[161] Resting - no other way to get HP.

[162-168] Tower ruins, no brain.

[169] Cooking spicy noodles.

[170-174] The "Fun" House - got some base drinks, 1 box.

[175] Cooking spicy noodles.

[176-180] Cola battlefield. It is a stat day after all.

[181] Knob goblin lunchbox.

[182-185] Battlefield again.

[186-207] The Boss Bat's Lair using Harold's Bell. Bought Lasagna Bandages and Entangling Noodles on the way. Finally killed the Boss Bat.

[208] Crafting whiskey and soda.

Final stats:
Level: 6
Muscle: 21
Mysticality: 31
Moxie: 21
Days played this run: 2

I still need to neutralize the goblin king, find the hidden temple, built a meat car and go on vacation. And the steel margarita...I need a MP source to be able to get it soon.

Arrrbor day and contest start

I finished my trip to the see and planted 100 saplings and the underworld acorn, time to start working on the . I am going to ascend today into Bad Moon as Pastamancer and take part in a contest. There are 10 great prizes and around 50 participants.

The permed skill is Musk of the Moose. Ascending now...

[0-5] I adventured in the Haunted pantry and luckily found the manor on 5th adventure. I also got quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments and magicalness-in-a-can - and sold them. I really want the spice ghost this run and 300 meat is just what I need for the Lord of the Flies-sized fries.

Now I am level 2, but my moxie is at 0.

[6-16] The spooky forest. Got beaten up a lot, collected spices. I actually met 3 trifids and lost to each of them. That sucks, because the bounty is on. Then I finally got the larva. 500 meat is nice and terrarium would be great, but I guess I'll gambe a bit more and get another Lord of the Flies-sized fries. Wooden stakes and bar skin are a nice bonus.

Level 3. Moxie is back to 0.

[17-20] Still in the spooky forest looking for meat and receiving it. Another 2 packages of Lord of the Flies-sized fries for me and Pride.

[21-25] The Outskirts of Cobb's Knob - stats are coming much faster now with Pride. Got chef's hat, Knob Goblin scimitar and the encryption key. What now?

[26-27] The Haunted Kitchen are tough for me, I lost to paper towelgeist.

[28] Guild challenge. 1000 meat for epic weapon.

[29-30] Sewers, 1 worthless trinket. Hermit -> pertified noodles. Hammer for 500 meat.

[31] Haunted kitchen - scintillating powder. Nice, but what now? With muscle of 3 and moxie of 2, there are not many places I can go.

[32-36] The haiku dungeon. Fights are easy and I actually got what I came for - gravy and mushrooms. Now I need more 1000 meat for terrarium and oven. And I only have 400. Auto-selling enchanted barbell and one of the concentrated magicalness pills got me another 250. Where to get the rest?

Buying terrarium and putting mosquito larva in. Poor 1 pound fellow.

[37-41] Barrel full of barrels. Got 2x vodka and cranberry, martini, bloody mary, suntan lotion of moxiousness (autosold for 150).

Drinking the vodkas and martini took me to level 4. The problem is that my muscle and moxie are at 4 as well.

[42] Sleazy back alley - poisoned on first adventure ;-).
[43-45] Barrels - killed by a mimic, got and autosold 2 stat items.

[46] Bought a oven and made baby gravy fairy.

[47-52] Sleazy back alley. Got Harold's bell, dented harmonica and finally the Chronologically Pummeled buff.

Got Hella Smooth from the pixie. Autosold everything I could and bought Ravioli Shurikens.

[53-62] The Misspelled Cemetary. Bad luck got Grave Mistake first and a shovel on the 9th adventure. I also got the Braaains buff, now I do not know what to do with it. Then the 10 adventures with +mox ended.

[63-64] Smiting Pasta of Peril.

[65-66] Killed one rat and beaten up by another one.

[67-72] Barrel full of barrels. Got some drinks and one pill.

[73-74] Beaten up by smart skeleton and finding Fernwarthy grave; got 500 meat reward. Although I need 3 more myst points to get the second part of the quest, I was actually there for the temporal rift.

[75-78] Collected Dyspepsi outfit.

Bought cocktailcrafting kit.

[79] Made extra-spicy bloody mary.

[80] 2nd guild challenge.

[81-84] Cola battlefield. Muscle/moxie on 9.

Drink one Imp Ale -> moxie down to 8. Muscle -> 10.

[85-89] Degrassi Knoll. Got Gnollish slotted spoon, Knoll mushroom, Knoll teeth and Gnollish toolbox (empty meat tank and spring).

Made and used a barskin tent and that is all for today.

Final stats:
Class: Pastamancer
Level: 4
Muscle: 10
Mysticality: 17
Moxie: 8
Days played this run: 1

All considered, I was extra lucky today. I got beaten up a lot, but it was worth it :-).