Chefstaffing

[731-739] The Goatlet - got the remaining cheese and 2 bottles of whiskey.

Finished trapper quest with help of a double-barreled sling.

[740] Cobb's Knob Kitchens - finally collecting my KGE outfit.

[741-743] The Goatlet - hoped for another cheese for an angry goat while blessing is on, but no luck.

[744-746] The Defiled Cranny - got the first noncombat.

[747-750] The Defiled Alcove - got the first noncombat.

[751-755] The Defiled Niche - got shimmering tendrils and the first noncombat.

[756-763] Barrrney's Barrr - got mere 3 insults. Insulting was unexpectedly successful and repeating.

[764-776] Whitey's Grove - hoping for catgut, but got loads of white snake skin and bird ribs instead. Also white lightning.

Out of initial adventures - drinking white lightning.

[777-779] Mixing 2 old-fashioneds and 1 sangria.

[780-781] Whitey's Grove - got catgut, but sadly no lion oil.

Cooking menudo. There goes the only spices I got from the spice ghost today. Still need cup of hippy herbal tea.

[782] The Batrat and Ratbat Burrow - got bat guano and bat wing.

Now I need 7000 meat for Spirit of Rigatoni, 1500 for big stirring stick and 300 for magical mystery juice. That 1000 meat more than I have. Auto-selling shimmering tendrils and yeti furs. Damn - I auto-sold my concentrated magicalness pill back then when meat was scarce.

Drinking remaining white lightnings.

[783-790] Barrels - got the pill and also jug-o-magicalness while I was at it. Costly trip.

And now I have my shiny Staff of the Teapot Tempest. The Staff of the Black Kettle is close, but I do not have 75 mysticality yet, so trying to get it now would be counter-productive.

[791-796] Barrrney's Barrr - one more insult, map, some mixed drinks and rums.

[797] Mixing eggnog.

[798-801] Barrrney's Barrr - 6 insults should be enough.

I am low on MP and the crab seems to tough now. Furthermore, I'll have problems in the frat house.

[802-806] The Defiled Cranny - some more non-combats.

[807] The Defiled Niche - another non-combat -> level 9.

Doing the strange leaflet side-quest - stats gained. Using house, cooking omelette.

[808] Booty crab.

[809-811] The Haunted Bathroom - burning some excess MP (who would expect that) in a higher-level zone.

[812-821] The Orcish Frat House - 3x deodorant, some (mostly useless) drinks and frat outfit.

[822-826] Barrr, Dentures, Beer Pong.

Hella smooth.

[827-832] The F'c'le - mizzenmast mop.

Runned out of MP and HP.

[833-839] The Valley of Rof L'm Fao - recharging MP - no interesting drops.

Zapped Boris's ring into Sneaky Pete's key. Cooking & eating 2 lime pies (and I am out of limes now).

[840-844] The Valley of Rof L'm Fao - frustrating. Total 2x 33398 scroll, 2x pr0n legs, 2x fedora. No useful drops.

[845-851] The Defiled Niche - 2x tendrils for nice money boost, some myst substats. Lihc down.

[852] The Defiled Alcove - conjoined zombies ate my brain, but fell.

[853-858] The Defiled Cranny - ghoul down.

[859-864] The F'c'le - got some substats - myst at 75. Going for a chefstaff update.

[865] Mining - got asbestos ore.

The mighty Staff of the Black Kettle is mine. I am invincible. Sort of.

[866-876] The Spooky Forest - found hidden temple, 3 spooky mushrooms (hoped for spices) and Torso Awaregness. I'll get a shirt from bad ascii art and possibly from penultimate airship.

[877-881] The F'c'le - got ball polish. Ravioli Shurikens are actually powerful enuough to kill the pirates with the new chefstaff and noodles.

[882] Bonerdagon down.

[883-887] The F'c'le - nothing of interest.

Final stats:
Level: 9
Muscle: 56
Mysticality: 78
Moxie: 58
Days played this run: 7

Problem with food is back, but not that much urgent. I am out of limes again and I need more spices per day. Maybe I'll be able to zap a cherry tomorrow.